We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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