So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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