sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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