I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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