I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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