I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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