yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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