omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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