how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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