margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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