I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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