that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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