also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So much rum. So many feels.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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