Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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