how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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