Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
We are all done wearing pants today
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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