oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
My vagina just clenched in fear
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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