I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
do herpes really smell.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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