Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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