so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Your penis caused this!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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