thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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