The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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