dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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