She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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