I skipped work to stalk him.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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