Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
