I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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