But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
