It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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