chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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