oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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