We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
this just has baby written all over it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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