Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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