The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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