Pregnant stripper...not hot.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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