youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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