It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
vagina is talking i cant
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
