Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you traded sex for a burrito?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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