I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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