i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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