Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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