I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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