I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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