I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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