As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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