All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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