Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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