I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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