She's JV to your varsity
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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