yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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