FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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