we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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