fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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