my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We had sex on a dog bed..
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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