There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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