Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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