I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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