you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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