I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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